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LAST ISSUE'S ENTRIES…
• Two wheels always gets it.
• The controversial new Harley-Davidson Scooter, tested on animals.
• Outside litter trays.
• They forgot to trim bits off when they made these seat covers.
• When I told them to get some pussy they took it literally!
• If you ride a scooter, that’s the only pussy you’re gonna get.
• A pit bull must be guarding the Boss Hoss.
• That awkward moment when Ziggy realises it’s seat warming day, not ‘feet warming’ day.
• No helmets needed, we have eight lives to spare!
• Buy a scooter! It comes with your very own seat warmer …
• The new scooter attachment from Kuryakyn. Guaranteed to make your scooter purr …
• I have been a pussy magnet since I got the new scoot!
• Cat-astrophic events have lead to scooter riding!
• I know there’s a scooter rider and pussy joke to be made. Tabby honest, if I say it I may cross a feline. Don’t be so sensitive you lot, I’m only kitten.
• Copy cat seat covers.
• Meet the Catastrophe Riders Club
• Catalytic converters are now a option on some models.
• Lucky they aren’t on my bike, nine lives wouldn’t be enough.
• Be careful not to over-inflate the new Air Cat seat cushion.
• Not the pussy I had in mind for the back of my Harley…
• Who would have thought scooters could be pussy magnets?
• Just purring along.
• I hear that they run smoother after removing the ‘cat’.
• Scooters are for men who love the feel of the wind on their pussy.
• 4 out of 5 scooter riders are pussies.
• 1 per cent whiskers.
• Pat the pussy if you want a ride…
• Live to ride, ride to live, but only after a nap.
• The motors were purring.
• It’s cool for cats.
• Purrrrfect parking.
• If it fits, I sits…
And this issue's winner is:
• Warm, self-latching helmets…
Congratulations Brendan Vorst, you’ve won a 1-year subscription to HEAVY DUTY magazine!
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