CAPTION COMP
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Last Issue's captions
• Meet George Jetson …
• Senility – it even affects world-class bike builders …
• The Cadillac of bikes …
• What we did here is mount a kid’s pedal car to a bike – we’re heaps better builders than Paul Jnr Designs
• I’m not sure what’s worse: the half car/half bike from the Toys R Us catalogue, or Paul Sr sitting on the bike bolted to a rotisserie ready to spin around? Better hang on tight …
• Oh well, at least I can leave the wipers on to avoid a parking ticket …
• Rode my Chevy to the levy but the levy was high and dry …
• Orange County Choppers starts tooling up for the new mandatory front numberplate mount …
• Can you see me now, asshole?
• Shit, that son of mine has done it again …
• I built this and even I think it’s shit!
• I put my 20 cents in the slot, so when does the ride start?
• This is why Jnr no longer works at OCC. We build bikes, not cars …
• Who needs a Cadillac when you can have a chopper?
• I sued Paul Jnr and all I got out of it was this ridiculous bike …
• If only I’d built this, instead of Junior!
• I really hate having to sit on Junior’s bikes for photo ops!
• Cooler than John Travolta in Pulp Fiction …
• American Chopper and American Hotrod all in one – shit I’m good!
• I told them I can’t build a car! See what happens?
• Hey Doc, I built a bike that goes with your shirt!
• Not even my tattoos can make this bike look cool …
• Man, I hope the guys think this weapon is cool. They gotta, I designed it and I’m Paul Sr, The Man! Oh yeah, I’m killing it!
And this issue’s winner is …
• Where’s the coin slot on this thing?
Congratulations to Gavin Hansen. A one-year subscription to HEAVY DUTY is coming your way!