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need a lift?
• Hey babe, I’m running a bit late. I’ve got to drop off the blokes from work.
• We are on our way – pick you up shortly
• I’m on my way and I have heaps of room for you
• I’ll have the crew at site in five minutes, but I’m short of one pink hard hat.
• Beer o’clock time!
• Dunlop road test their new Khaki Volleys.
• Hey Fred, I think I’m being followed!
• UBER has started operating in Vietnam
• Mum! Bringing the boys home for tea.
• Sure Paco I have room for one more I coming now.
• Next lap we will pick up the kids and I’ll swap the phone for a tuba.
• What? One more to collect?
• Hello, welcome to Telstra, my name is David. How may I assist?
• Mobile office.
• Thai bike gang.
• Yes I have room for two more passengers. What is your pickup address please?
• Bike pooling.
• Yes, this is Uber.
• Yes Prime Minister, they all have the appropriate visas.
• RSL courtesy bus speaking, room for one more.
• Domino’s new multi-drop delivery service!
• Hang on, I’ll get him for you…
• Who needs a GPS? We know where to go.
• I have the tradies and I’m on my way.
• Getting five slabs of beer on the way.
• Uber in action and at it’s best.
• You installed an airbag, right?
• Can you hold on a moment, I’ve just spotted a huge potpole ahead.
• I’ve got this riding 2-up down pat!
• So that’s what a tailgater is!
• Okay, I can pick the kid up from kinder! He can sit on my lap!
• Where’s my bloody red hard hat!
THIS ISSUE’S WINNER IS …
• I have to go, Darl, there are four other people waiting to use the phone…
Congratulations to Kevin Brooker. A one-year sub to HEAVY DUTY is heading your way!