Each issue we run our Caption Competition for readers in our popular Weird section. The winners receive a one-year subscription (6 issues).


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Caption Comp
PO Box 96
Ascot Vale VIC 3032


let's go shopping!

• Spot the difference, one handles like a shopping trolley and the other one is a shopping trolley ...

• Shit, I hope we don’t get pulled over for no helmets.

• Rider: What’s wrong officer? Officer: You’ve got too many items for the express lane, sir. Step off the bike.

• Pillion: Well, you’re running the bike in anyway. Rider: Keep the receipt for that dinner set then?

• Pillion: Ever heard of the word car? Rider: Ever heard of the word walk?

• Hey Dazza pull over … I can’t see the baby!

• I told you not to buy a 48 pack of loo paper ?

• Are you sure this is a genuine Honda accessory?

• Bloody woman! What do ya mean ya forgot the Tim Tams!

• I can see why you didn’t want to sit in the sidecar!

• Why do we always get the trolley with the wonky wheel?

• Geez babe, how long be for we get a real sidecar?

• I’d feel ashamed riding a Suzuki too but hiding behind a shopping trolley?

• That front wheel is wobbling again at 200kph! Where’s Doc Robinson?

• I keep telling you ... baggers are for bags! Don’t make me do this again!

• No shit man, I always help the misses with the shopping, I don’t know what she’s groaning about.

• This home delivery is getting out of hand.

• Why didn’t you pick me up in the car. I lost it and my shirt in a drag race to a Harley rider. He didn’t want the bike.

• Hey honey, maybe next time we should steal the motorised trolley!

• “I only need to get a couple of things,” she said!

• Can you go through the bottle shop? There’s room for a slab.

• Every bag lady wants a trolley, every trolley owner wants a bike.

• Hey love, have you got any sunscreen?



• See, I told you we could get more into the trolley than the pram…

Congratulations to Mark Pritchard. A one-year sub to HEAVY DUTY is heading your way!

Our cowgirl farmed in some hearty caption comps entries. Here’s a selection…
• So that’s what they mean by being on the bare bones of your arse!
• An udder case of mad cow disease …
• Handles like a cow, make no bones about it ...
• Dried up crusty old bikie riding a weird pushy
• I asked for a Harley Crossbones, but this is a joke lol!
• I just wanna jump your bones!
• Holy cow it’s friesian on this bike
• When they removed the bullsh*t from my Honda, this is all that’s left.
• I always wanted a bare bones Harley!
• Bad to the bone? That is udderly ridiculous!
• I’ve heard of flogging a dead horse, but this is ridiculous!
• Steer me left, steer me right, I’m on my Harley look-a-like!
• I told him, “it’s udderly ridiculous and that’s no bull. I can ride anything.”
• Udder chaos!
• Has a real boner for riding.
• Suspension on this thing is crap, rattles me to the bones.
• How’s this for a custom Cowasaki! 
• There’s nothing sexy about skin and bone. You gotta have some junk in the trunk.
• Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
• Should have slowed down when I saw a sign saying “Caution: cattle next 5km!”
• Nana Mouskouri goes Nomad ...
• That’s not quite what I meant by a “Bare Bones Chopper”
• That’s not a burnout behind me ... it’s bullsh*t
• Udderly ridiculous
• She always said she loved riding a good ol’ boner.
• She’s pretty and has lots of bones! And looks a bit horny!
• Nothing to see here, just a couple of old cows.
• Oh they have so butchered that bike!
Congratulations to David Clarke. A one-year subscription to HEAVY DUTY is heading your way!Here’s what you thought about these wanna be bikers …
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