CAPTION COMP

Each issue we run our Caption Competition for readers in our popular Weird section. The winners receive a one-year subscription (6 issues).

ENTER YOUR CAPTION FOR THIS PHOTO (pictured right)

Then enter your email address, name and phone number and click submit.

You can also mail your caption to:

Caption Comp
PO Box 96
Ascot Vale VIC 3032
Australia


 

 

pretty in pink!

Here’s some of the captions sent in for this little pink rider and her bear ...

 

• Campbell Newman’s Anti Bikie Laws “Parolee”.

• “Well, Little Ted, that’s the last time we drink Tequila at the ABC Xmas party.”

• (In a posh English accent) Oh dear! Paddington is rushed to the hospital with a frightfully large, protruding haemorrhoid.

• The Fluffy Demons ride into town!

• I’m off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz!

• Even this looks cooler than your Jeep, dickhead ...

• They told me she was taking me out on a Harley!

• Consider the consequences when you make a bet!

• These boots are just not meant for an arabesque!

• Well you don’t see that very often ... pillion without a safety helmet.

• “Boris will be so happy when he sees what I’ve done with his V-Rod.”

• Casey Stoner’s making a comeback!

• In her dad’s eyes, she follows in his footsteps.

• Doc was hoping no one would notice …

• Who are you calling butch?

• Think pink!

• And I still got pulled over and body searched ...

• Yeah, I remember when they first pushed high viz vests on us. Wish we’d fought it now.

• Looks like the Pink Mafia are in town again.

• What do you mean, “pink is too bright for my bike?”

• Guarantee you will always ride alone.

• Queensland’s most wanted gets away.

• I feel pretty, oh so pretty!

 

THIS ISSUE’S WINNER IS…

• The President of the infamous Pink Power Rangers MC.

Congratulations to Nathan Olumets.

A one-year subscription to HEAVY DUTY is heading your way!

Our cowgirl farmed in some hearty caption comps entries. Here’s a selection…
• So that’s what they mean by being on the bare bones of your arse!
• An udder case of mad cow disease …
• Handles like a cow, make no bones about it ...
• Dried up crusty old bikie riding a weird pushy
• I asked for a Harley Crossbones, but this is a joke lol!
• I just wanna jump your bones!
• Holy cow it’s friesian on this bike
• When they removed the bullsh*t from my Honda, this is all that’s left.
• I always wanted a bare bones Harley!
• Bad to the bone? That is udderly ridiculous!
• I’ve heard of flogging a dead horse, but this is ridiculous!
• Steer me left, steer me right, I’m on my Harley look-a-like!
• I told him, “it’s udderly ridiculous and that’s no bull. I can ride anything.”
• Udder chaos!
• Has a real boner for riding.
• Suspension on this thing is crap, rattles me to the bones.
• How’s this for a custom Cowasaki! 
• There’s nothing sexy about skin and bone. You gotta have some junk in the trunk.
• Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
• Should have slowed down when I saw a sign saying “Caution: cattle next 5km!”
• Nana Mouskouri goes Nomad ...
• That’s not quite what I meant by a “Bare Bones Chopper”
• That’s not a burnout behind me ... it’s bullsh*t
• Udderly ridiculous
• She always said she loved riding a good ol’ boner.
• She’s pretty and has lots of bones! And looks a bit horny!
• Nothing to see here, just a couple of old cows.
AND THIS ISSUE’S WINNER IS…
• Oh they have so butchered that bike!
Congratulations to David Clarke. A one-year subscription to HEAVY DUTY is heading your way!Here’s what you thought about these wanna be bikers …

 

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