Each issue we run our Caption Competition for readers in our popular Weird section. The winners receive a one-year subscription (6 issues).


Then enter your email address, name and phone number and click submit.

You can also mail your caption to:

Caption Comp
PO Box 96
Ascot Vale VIC 3032




Here’s what you thought about this green-thumbed custom …


• It’s a great bike but the mongrel never starts.

• My wife got me this. I guess she thought it was a better option than me cutting the neighbour’s grass.

• You wanna drag up the nature strip. I reckon I’ll grass ya!

• I thought I might make a few bucks on me way to Sturgis

• I told him it was either a new Harley or a new lawn mower.

• When the going gets tough the tough get mowing!

• Doing anything to keep on riding!

• The Lawn Rider is not afraid of going into unknown turf – no matter what the rake does!

• Bugger zero-turn technology I want cruising and cool look tech.

• Instead of a lawn mower how about a ‘Lawn Chopper’

• The ONLY time it’s acceptable to ‘cut another man’s grass!’

• The latest from Sugar Bear & John Deere; the Sugar Deere.

• Some people should be locked up for cruelty to machinery.

• If you think my trike’s cool, you should see my unicycle.

• Yeah, it’s low, but I hate it when I run over a dried dog shit ...

• This really cuts a low profile!

• This is really in the weeds!

• Yes dear, I know it is your turn to mow the grass!

• There you go, you wanted your own bike, start on the front lawn.

• Now cut that out!

Our cowgirl farmed in some hearty caption comps entries. Here’s a selection…
• So that’s what they mean by being on the bare bones of your arse!
• An udder case of mad cow disease …
• Handles like a cow, make no bones about it ...
• Dried up crusty old bikie riding a weird pushy
• I asked for a Harley Crossbones, but this is a joke lol!
• I just wanna jump your bones!
• Holy cow it’s friesian on this bike
• When they removed the bullsh*t from my Honda, this is all that’s left.
• I always wanted a bare bones Harley!
• Bad to the bone? That is udderly ridiculous!
• I’ve heard of flogging a dead horse, but this is ridiculous!
• Steer me left, steer me right, I’m on my Harley look-a-like!
• I told him, “it’s udderly ridiculous and that’s no bull. I can ride anything.”
• Udder chaos!
• Has a real boner for riding.
• Suspension on this thing is crap, rattles me to the bones.
• How’s this for a custom Cowasaki! 
• There’s nothing sexy about skin and bone. You gotta have some junk in the trunk.
• Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
• Should have slowed down when I saw a sign saying “Caution: cattle next 5km!”
• Nana Mouskouri goes Nomad ...
• That’s not quite what I meant by a “Bare Bones Chopper”
• That’s not a burnout behind me ... it’s bullsh*t
• Udderly ridiculous
• She always said she loved riding a good ol’ boner.
• She’s pretty and has lots of bones! And looks a bit horny!
• Nothing to see here, just a couple of old cows.
• Oh they have so butchered that bike!
Congratulations to David Clarke. A one-year subscription to HEAVY DUTY is heading your way!Here’s what you thought about these wanna be bikers …



• This ride belongs to ‘Chopper Weed’

Congratulations to Tic. 

A one-year subscription to HEAVY DUTY is heading your way!


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