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• Taking the bitch for a ride
• I normally have to do the walk of shame, but this time I got a lift home.
• Did you lock the back door mate.
• Hey Bro, my sides clear!
• Hey honey, I think you need to trim your toe nails, they are really hurting my arse on the corners.
• Time to bust out of this Dog Box!
• It’s Friday bitches – let’s ride.
• We are off to buy me a vest, woof!
• No black dog getting on this rider’s back.
• Dog gone!
• I hope he doesn’t drop a wheelie – I don’t have my leathers on.
• Just got the monkey off, now this!
• Stop! Cat at 5 o’clock!
• When we take off, we’re doing it Doggie Style!
• Who’s calling me The Bitch on the back!
• Ladies, you would not understand.
• Yeah. Sidecars are for pussies.
• Yeah I know this growth on my arse looks painful and what’s worse it’s a bloody jap bike ...
• That bloody bitch is always on my back!
• Takin’ the bitch for a spin.
• Ridin’ bitch …
• Not quite like a wetsuit, but has the same warm feeling.
• Hey Buddy, I said Buddy! Pull over, I see some pussy over there!
• I am sure I did not sign on for this shit, when I took on puppy school for seeing eye dogs.
• It just goes to show, Harleys attract pussy and Jap bikes attract dogs.
• Newly introduced Lab Tests for your bike licence.
• Asia has just launched its first official uber ride.
• Listen mate, take the photo but I really don’t want to hear any smart comments about a monkey on a back or a girl being a real dog!
• You refuse to ride two up cause it’ll mess up your hair! Phhhhf, bitch please!
• Sons of Anarchy season 10 – The Dog Within.
• What can I say, I’m the top dog around here.
• Tag team, just for when you had one two many beers!
• One mono away from being “Dog gone!”
THIS ISSUE’S WINNER IS …
• If you can read my shirt the bitch fell off!
Congratulations to Derick Johnston.
A one-year sub to HEAVY DUTY is heading your way!