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• Nice custom build dad, but how you gonna mow the lawns now?
• Harley’s new range for the younger market.The Toddler 883 MegaLow.
• Let’s roll, Dad.
• C’mon dad, let’s rumble!
• Pre-school babes, here I come!
• Yeah right Dad, next thing you’ll be wearing gumboots too!
• Baby, you got juice.
• Father’s will make any excuse to get out of mowing the lawn.
• Take out that motor now! I have told your mum for years, that mower wouldn’t start.
• No Johnny, you can’t nom with us just cause you have a hardass bike.
• Why you makin’ me wait? Let’s ride!
• Nah Dad, I’m old school. I don’t need a hemet.
• Johnny, I said pull start, not pull to start.
• Settle down mum, I’m just searchin’ for the fuel cock.
• Don’t lie Johnny, did you really build that with that with the Mechano set?
• Geez Johnny, is that all you could build?
• Somethin’ me and the boys knocked together at playgroup today.
• Mum said it would never start, if it is the motor from your mower, dad.
• Little Billy’s next donor motor upgrade? Seen sitting in the background.
• Little Billy’s bike builder is in his own class, “no school”.
• Okay, very funny, who moved my forward controls?
• Harley-Davidson and The Dum-Dum mam.
• This was in MY Kinder Surprise.
• Apes don’t make a bike Dad, see … this is how it’s done.
• I am not happy dad! The motor says Honda!
• My dad was bought up wrong, Softails are for softies.
• No nappies for this bad ass.
• Remember, we can’t ride into Queensland! We’re criminals up there!
• Stop mucking around taking photos, let’s ride!
THIS ISSUE’S WINNER IS …
• Mum’s gonna be pissed when she finds out why dad can’t mow the lawn ...
Congratulations to Brett! A one-year subscription to HEAVY DUTY is heading your way.