Each issue we run our Caption Competition for readers in our popular Weird section. The winners receive a one-year subscription (6 issues).


Then enter your email address, name and phone number and click submit.

You can also mail your caption to:

Caption Comp
PO Box 96
Ascot Vale VIC 3032



doggy style...

• Taking the bitch for a ride

• I normally have to do the walk of shame, but this time I got a lift home.

• Did you lock the back door mate.

• Hey Bro, my sides clear!

• Hey honey, I think you need to trim your toe nails, they are really hurting my arse on the corners.

• Time to bust out of this Dog Box!

• It’s Friday bitches – let’s ride.

• We are off to buy me a vest, woof!

• No black dog getting on this rider’s back.

• Dog gone!

• I hope he doesn’t drop a wheelie – I don’t have my leathers on.

• Just got the monkey off, now this!

• Stop! Cat at 5 o’clock!

• When we take off, we’re doing it Doggie Style!

• Who’s calling me The Bitch on the back!

• Ladies, you would not understand.

• Yeah. Sidecars are for pussies.

• Yeah I know this growth on my arse looks painful and what’s worse it’s a bloody jap bike ...

• That bloody bitch is always on my back!

• Takin’ the bitch for a spin.

• Ridin’ bitch …

• Not quite like a wetsuit, but has the same warm feeling.

• Hey Buddy, I said Buddy! Pull over, I see some pussy over there!

• I am sure I did not sign on for this shit, when I took on puppy school for seeing eye dogs.

• It just goes to show, Harleys attract pussy and Jap bikes attract dogs.

• Newly introduced Lab Tests for your bike licence.

• Asia has just launched its first official uber ride.

• Listen mate, take the photo but I really don’t want to hear any smart comments about a monkey on a back or a girl being a real dog!

• You refuse to ride two up cause it’ll mess up your hair! Phhhhf, bitch please!

• Sons of Anarchy season 10 – The Dog Within.

• What can I say, I’m the top dog around here.

• Tag team, just for when you had one two many beers!

• One mono away from being “Dog gone!”



• If you can read my shirt the bitch fell off!

Congratulations to Derick Johnston.

A one-year sub to HEAVY DUTY is heading your way!

Our cowgirl farmed in some hearty caption comps entries. Here’s a selection…
• So that’s what they mean by being on the bare bones of your arse!
• An udder case of mad cow disease …
• Handles like a cow, make no bones about it ...
• Dried up crusty old bikie riding a weird pushy
• I asked for a Harley Crossbones, but this is a joke lol!
• I just wanna jump your bones!
• Holy cow it’s friesian on this bike
• When they removed the bullsh*t from my Honda, this is all that’s left.
• I always wanted a bare bones Harley!
• Bad to the bone? That is udderly ridiculous!
• I’ve heard of flogging a dead horse, but this is ridiculous!
• Steer me left, steer me right, I’m on my Harley look-a-like!
• I told him, “it’s udderly ridiculous and that’s no bull. I can ride anything.”
• Udder chaos!
• Has a real boner for riding.
• Suspension on this thing is crap, rattles me to the bones.
• How’s this for a custom Cowasaki! 
• There’s nothing sexy about skin and bone. You gotta have some junk in the trunk.
• Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
• Should have slowed down when I saw a sign saying “Caution: cattle next 5km!”
• Nana Mouskouri goes Nomad ...
• That’s not quite what I meant by a “Bare Bones Chopper”
• That’s not a burnout behind me ... it’s bullsh*t
• Udderly ridiculous
• She always said she loved riding a good ol’ boner.
• She’s pretty and has lots of bones! And looks a bit horny!
• Nothing to see here, just a couple of old cows.
• Oh they have so butchered that bike!
Congratulations to David Clarke. A one-year subscription to HEAVY DUTY is heading your way!Here’s what you thought about these wanna be bikers …
HD144 winner 600p
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