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• My family’s honour will be offended if I don’t get to my Pork Flute lessons on time!
• Elton John-san, your chariot awaits ...
• I am Boss Hog.
• Japanese road sweeper.
• I had to hide it from the Mrs.
• Confucius say, “Man who walk in front of heavy motorcycle get tyred.”
• I call it “The Attention Getter”.
• It still looks better than your Victory ...
• Japan’s Pimp My Ride abandoned after pilot episode.
• HOG members be like, “It’s a work in progress.
• Harley dumps Project Fuji for Project Rushmore.
• “Oh shit, is that a roundabout?”
• Kim Jong Un tastes some American freedom.
• My float, best float. My float Mod Float.
• Leaving Las Vegas or bringing it with you?
• Harley-Davidsons new Project Dodgem Car.
• I had better book in to have that rear tyre changed.
• Does this make me look fat?
• The kitchen sink is in there somewhere!
• Who needs a Christmas tree? Christmas Harley’s are the go.
• Just popped out to grab the 2015 H-D Genuine Motor Parts & Accessories Catalogue.
• Mr Chang had brought home the most impractical bike for his planned world biking trip
• Scientists in Japan have cross-bred an FLH with a dodgem car. They had Siamese twins.
• He said, “Pimp my ride”. He just didn’t say when to stop.
• The one-man toy run, putting the Buddhism back into Christmas 15 tonnes at a time!
• Cornering clearance? Haha.
• It’s fun to ride but a bastard to clean ...
• Now that’s what I call a full dresser!
• Dunno why but my fuel economy has been shithouse lately ...
• New hovercraft by Harley. We call it the Hover Glide.
• I wish I had a full face helmet, this is embarrassing!
• Wow, the new Glide really does have everything.
• Honda might’ve gone a bit overboard on the new Goldwing…
• The new Harley-Davidson model, “The Over Kill”.
• Cruisin’ … gangnam style.
THIS ISSUE’S WINNER IS …
• I was thinking of wrapping my pipes, but I didn’t want to overdo it ...
Congratulations to Steve Murphy. A one-year sub to HEAVY DUTY is heading your way!