CAPTION COMP

Each issue we run our Caption Competition for readers in our popular Weird section. The winners receive a one-year subscription (6 issues).

ENTER YOUR CAPTION FOR THIS PHOTO (pictured right)

Then enter your email address, name and phone number and click submit.

You can also mail your caption to:

Caption Comp
PO Box 96
Ascot Vale VIC 3032
Australia


 

 

CHOPPER!

Here’s what you thought about this green-thumbed custom …

 

• It’s a great bike but the mongrel never starts.

• My wife got me this. I guess she thought it was a better option than me cutting the neighbour’s grass.

• You wanna drag up the nature strip. I reckon I’ll grass ya!

• I thought I might make a few bucks on me way to Sturgis

• I told him it was either a new Harley or a new lawn mower.

• When the going gets tough the tough get mowing!

• Doing anything to keep on riding!

• The Lawn Rider is not afraid of going into unknown turf – no matter what the rake does!

• Bugger zero-turn technology I want cruising and cool look tech.

• Instead of a lawn mower how about a ‘Lawn Chopper’

• The ONLY time it’s acceptable to ‘cut another man’s grass!’

• The latest from Sugar Bear & John Deere; the Sugar Deere.

• Some people should be locked up for cruelty to machinery.

• If you think my trike’s cool, you should see my unicycle.

• Yeah, it’s low, but I hate it when I run over a dried dog shit ...

• This really cuts a low profile!

• This is really in the weeds!

• Yes dear, I know it is your turn to mow the grass!

• There you go, you wanted your own bike, start on the front lawn.

• Now cut that out!

Our cowgirl farmed in some hearty caption comps entries. Here’s a selection…
• So that’s what they mean by being on the bare bones of your arse!
• An udder case of mad cow disease …
• Handles like a cow, make no bones about it ...
• Dried up crusty old bikie riding a weird pushy
• I asked for a Harley Crossbones, but this is a joke lol!
• I just wanna jump your bones!
• Holy cow it’s friesian on this bike
• When they removed the bullsh*t from my Honda, this is all that’s left.
• I always wanted a bare bones Harley!
• Bad to the bone? That is udderly ridiculous!
• I’ve heard of flogging a dead horse, but this is ridiculous!
• Steer me left, steer me right, I’m on my Harley look-a-like!
• I told him, “it’s udderly ridiculous and that’s no bull. I can ride anything.”
• Udder chaos!
• Has a real boner for riding.
• Suspension on this thing is crap, rattles me to the bones.
• How’s this for a custom Cowasaki! 
• There’s nothing sexy about skin and bone. You gotta have some junk in the trunk.
• Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
• Should have slowed down when I saw a sign saying “Caution: cattle next 5km!”
• Nana Mouskouri goes Nomad ...
• That’s not quite what I meant by a “Bare Bones Chopper”
• That’s not a burnout behind me ... it’s bullsh*t
• Udderly ridiculous
• She always said she loved riding a good ol’ boner.
• She’s pretty and has lots of bones! And looks a bit horny!
• Nothing to see here, just a couple of old cows.
AND THIS ISSUE’S WINNER IS…
• Oh they have so butchered that bike!
Congratulations to David Clarke. A one-year subscription to HEAVY DUTY is heading your way!Here’s what you thought about these wanna be bikers …

 

AND THIS ISSUE’S WINNER IS…

• This ride belongs to ‘Chopper Weed’

Congratulations to Tic. 

A one-year subscription to HEAVY DUTY is heading your way!

 

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