Each issue we run our Caption Competition for readers in our popular Weird section. The winners receive a one-year subscription (6 issues).


Then enter your email address, name and phone number and click submit.

You can also mail your caption to:

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Ascot Vale VIC 3032



get a real bike!

Here’s what you thought about these wanna be bikers …

Our cowgirl farmed in some hearty caption comps entries. Here’s a selection…
• So that’s what they mean by being on the bare bones of your arse!
• An udder case of mad cow disease …
• Handles like a cow, make no bones about it ...
• Dried up crusty old bikie riding a weird pushy
• I asked for a Harley Crossbones, but this is a joke lol!
• I just wanna jump your bones!
• Holy cow it’s friesian on this bike
• When they removed the bullsh*t from my Honda, this is all that’s left.
• I always wanted a bare bones Harley!
• Bad to the bone? That is udderly ridiculous!
• I’ve heard of flogging a dead horse, but this is ridiculous!
• Steer me left, steer me right, I’m on my Harley look-a-like!
• I told him, “it’s udderly ridiculous and that’s no bull. I can ride anything.”
• Udder chaos!
• Has a real boner for riding.
• Suspension on this thing is crap, rattles me to the bones.
• How’s this for a custom Cowasaki! 
• There’s nothing sexy about skin and bone. You gotta have some junk in the trunk.
• Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
• Should have slowed down when I saw a sign saying “Caution: cattle next 5km!”
• Nana Mouskouri goes Nomad ...
• That’s not quite what I meant by a “Bare Bones Chopper”
• That’s not a burnout behind me ... it’s bullsh*t
• Udderly ridiculous
• She always said she loved riding a good ol’ boner.
• She’s pretty and has lots of bones! And looks a bit horny!
• Nothing to see here, just a couple of old cows.
• Oh they have so butchered that bike!
Congratulations to David Clarke. A one-year subscription to HEAVY DUTY is heading your way!Here’s what you thought about these wanna be bikers …


• Who needs bikes? It’s how everyone’s seen in Queensland!

• If you don’t ride a Harley, you will just look like a clown.

• Check out the new H-D Ghost model …

• Clowns are going so fast you can’t even see the bike!

• It’s still quicker than Sydney traffic.

• Campbell Newman has the weirdest dreams …

• My new year’s resolution was to ride to Sturgis and lose 20kgs. I’m killing two birds with one stone!

• What do you mean my pipes are too loud?

• Oh no it’s the French Evolution.

• I really can’t see the value in these latest Harley replicas.

• Actually, it’s more comfortable than my old bike.

• The infamous Marcel’s raise their voice against the anti association laws.

• Don’t look at me like that, I’ll mime punching your head in.

• Do these stripes make me look fat?

• I see the anti loud pipe laws have taken effect in Paris, but this is taking things too far.

• Oh dear, how sad to have to pretend you’re on a Harley.

• Campbell’s Clowns MC ride again!

• Mime MC on their national run.

• Anonymous MC poker run.

• Wadda you lookin’ at, copper?

• Oh no! It’s the French undercover anti bikie Squad.

• Queensland Bikers of tomorrow, Campbell Newman style.

• With “Can-do-Campbell’s” new bikie laws, this is the safest way to get around.

• We told the cops, “You can take our bikes but you’ll never take OUR freeeeeeedom ...”

• French new anti-bikie laws: they banned motorcycles!

• Queensland bikie gang “the sounds of silence” latest victims of the corrupt anti bikie legislation.



• The infamous ‘Marcel Marceau Mob’ continue to defy anti-association laws.

Congratulations to Justin Williams. A one-year subscription to HEAVY DUTY is heading your way!


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