CAPTION COMP

Each issue we run our Caption Competition for readers in our popular Weird section. The winners receive a one-year subscription (6 issues).

ENTER YOUR CAPTION FOR THIS PHOTO (pictured right)

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You can also mail your caption to:

Caption Comp
PO Box 96
Ascot Vale VIC 3032
Australia


 

 

 

when more is never enough!

• My family’s honour will be offended if I don’t get to my Pork Flute lessons on time!

• Elton John-san, your chariot awaits ...

• I am Boss Hog.

• Japanese road sweeper.

• I had to hide it from the Mrs.

• Confucius say, “Man who walk in front of heavy motorcycle get tyred.”

• I call it “The Attention Getter”.

• It still looks better than your Victory ...

• Japan’s Pimp My Ride abandoned after pilot episode.

• HOG members be like, “It’s a work in progress.

• Harley dumps Project Fuji for Project Rushmore. 

• “Oh shit, is that a roundabout?”

• Kim Jong Un tastes some American freedom.

• My float, best float. My float Mod Float.

• Leaving Las Vegas or bringing it with you?

• Harley-Davidsons new Project Dodgem Car.

• I had better book in to have that rear tyre changed.

• Does this make me look fat?

• The kitchen sink is in there somewhere!

• Who needs a Christmas tree? Christmas Harley’s are the go.

• Just popped out to grab the 2015 H-D Genuine Motor Parts & Accessories Catalogue.

• Mr Chang had brought home the most impractical bike for his planned world biking trip

• Scientists in Japan have cross-bred an FLH with a dodgem car. They had Siamese twins.

• He said, “Pimp my ride”. He just didn’t say when to stop.

• The one-man toy run, putting the Buddhism back into Christmas 15 tonnes at a time!

• Cornering clearance? Haha.

• It’s fun to ride but a bastard to clean ...

• Now that’s what I call a full dresser!

• Dunno why but my fuel economy has been shithouse lately ... 

• New hovercraft by Harley. We call it the Hover Glide.

• I wish I had a full face helmet, this is embarrassing!

• Wow, the new Glide really does have everything.

• Honda might’ve gone a bit overboard on the new Goldwing…

• The new Harley-Davidson model, “The Over Kill”.

• Cruisin’ … gangnam style.

 

THIS ISSUE’S WINNER IS …

• I was thinking of wrapping my pipes, but I didn’t want to overdo it ...

Congratulations to Steve Murphy. A one-year sub to HEAVY DUTY is heading your way!

 

Our cowgirl farmed in some hearty caption comps entries. Here’s a selection…
• So that’s what they mean by being on the bare bones of your arse!
• An udder case of mad cow disease …
• Handles like a cow, make no bones about it ...
• Dried up crusty old bikie riding a weird pushy
• I asked for a Harley Crossbones, but this is a joke lol!
• I just wanna jump your bones!
• Holy cow it’s friesian on this bike
• When they removed the bullsh*t from my Honda, this is all that’s left.
• I always wanted a bare bones Harley!
• Bad to the bone? That is udderly ridiculous!
• I’ve heard of flogging a dead horse, but this is ridiculous!
• Steer me left, steer me right, I’m on my Harley look-a-like!
• I told him, “it’s udderly ridiculous and that’s no bull. I can ride anything.”
• Udder chaos!
• Has a real boner for riding.
• Suspension on this thing is crap, rattles me to the bones.
• How’s this for a custom Cowasaki! 
• There’s nothing sexy about skin and bone. You gotta have some junk in the trunk.
• Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
• Should have slowed down when I saw a sign saying “Caution: cattle next 5km!”
• Nana Mouskouri goes Nomad ...
• That’s not quite what I meant by a “Bare Bones Chopper”
• That’s not a burnout behind me ... it’s bullsh*t
• Udderly ridiculous
• She always said she loved riding a good ol’ boner.
• She’s pretty and has lots of bones! And looks a bit horny!
• Nothing to see here, just a couple of old cows.
AND THIS ISSUE’S WINNER IS…
• Oh they have so butchered that bike!
Congratulations to David Clarke. A one-year subscription to HEAVY DUTY is heading your way!Here’s what you thought about these wanna be bikers …

 

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