CAPTION COMP
Each issue we run our Caption Competition for readers in our popular Weird section. The winners receive a one-year subscription (6 issues).
ENTER YOUR CAPTION FOR THIS PHOTO (pictured right)
Then enter your email address, name and phone number and click submit.
You can also mail your caption to:
Caption Comp
PO Box 96
Ascot Vale VIC 3032
Australia
HEAVY METAL
Harley’s new ‘Knight Train’ provoked plenty of comment in our last issue’s caption competition. Here are just a few of the entries we received …
• Did you bring the oil, just in case it rains?
• I need to ride home right now so I can polish myself again …
• I wish I never ate that spicy curry last night …
• The real Knight Rider …
• Don’t worry ’bout the heart Dorothy, I’ll just take the bike!
• A bee stung my thumb!
• If my plan works this should be a hit with little Dorothy and it will chop out any chance the Lion and the Scarecrow had …
• Sir Rattle went to battle, on his silver steed. Sir Rattle won that battle, looking very flash indeed …
• Note to self – never fart whilst wearing thy armour!
• Just got back from the knight ride ...
• Fully chrome is fully sick, mate!
• Looks like Mr Sheen has moved up in the world …
• I reckon Jim’s been a bit heavy-handed with the Armor-All on his Knight Train …
• My horse got a style makeover …
• Just paint it fluoro yellow and you’ll be right, mate!
• It’s a match made in Heaven, my trusty steed …
• British Steel and American Iron makes great a Road Knight …
• Okay, no more knight rides!
• A real biker rides day and knight …
• I’m fine as long as I don’t lock up the brakes!
• Whaddaya mean you didn’t see me?
• Who invited the Camelot Chapter?
• I told you the missus was an old battle-axe!
• Ye olde war horse shall takest thou unto yon jousting field …
• Black Knight, meet the Polished Pansy …
• My old ride was a Night Train, but it clashed with my armour!
• With 50kg of armour, who needs lowered shocks?
• This might look good, but they don’t know that I accidentally welded myself to the bike!
• How much for a jousting bike? Tell him he’s dreaming!
• Yes I know I’m a wanker – but I’m a wanker with bling!
• I knew this outfit would get my picture in HEAVY DUTY!
• Look – a polished knob!
AND THIS ISSUE’S WINNER IS …
• First it was safety vests, and now? Your total protection guaranteed – courtesy of the traffic authority!
Congratulations to Rob Sandford. A one-year subscription to HEAVY DUTY is heading your way!
