Each issue we run our Caption Competition for readers in our popular Weird section. The winners receive a one-year subscription (6 issues).


Then enter your email address, name and phone number and click submit.

You can also mail your caption to:

Caption Comp
PO Box 96
Ascot Vale VIC 3032



pretty in pink!

Here’s some of the captions sent in for this little pink rider and her bear ...


• Campbell Newman’s Anti Bikie Laws “Parolee”.

• “Well, Little Ted, that’s the last time we drink Tequila at the ABC Xmas party.”

• (In a posh English accent) Oh dear! Paddington is rushed to the hospital with a frightfully large, protruding haemorrhoid.

• The Fluffy Demons ride into town!

• I’m off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz!

• Even this looks cooler than your Jeep, dickhead ...

• They told me she was taking me out on a Harley!

• Consider the consequences when you make a bet!

• These boots are just not meant for an arabesque!

• Well you don’t see that very often ... pillion without a safety helmet.

• “Boris will be so happy when he sees what I’ve done with his V-Rod.”

• Casey Stoner’s making a comeback!

• In her dad’s eyes, she follows in his footsteps.

• Doc was hoping no one would notice …

• Who are you calling butch?

• Think pink!

• And I still got pulled over and body searched ...

• Yeah, I remember when they first pushed high viz vests on us. Wish we’d fought it now.

• Looks like the Pink Mafia are in town again.

• What do you mean, “pink is too bright for my bike?”

• Guarantee you will always ride alone.

• Queensland’s most wanted gets away.

• I feel pretty, oh so pretty!



• The President of the infamous Pink Power Rangers MC.

Congratulations to Nathan Olumets.

A one-year subscription to HEAVY DUTY is heading your way!

Our cowgirl farmed in some hearty caption comps entries. Here’s a selection…
• So that’s what they mean by being on the bare bones of your arse!
• An udder case of mad cow disease …
• Handles like a cow, make no bones about it ...
• Dried up crusty old bikie riding a weird pushy
• I asked for a Harley Crossbones, but this is a joke lol!
• I just wanna jump your bones!
• Holy cow it’s friesian on this bike
• When they removed the bullsh*t from my Honda, this is all that’s left.
• I always wanted a bare bones Harley!
• Bad to the bone? That is udderly ridiculous!
• I’ve heard of flogging a dead horse, but this is ridiculous!
• Steer me left, steer me right, I’m on my Harley look-a-like!
• I told him, “it’s udderly ridiculous and that’s no bull. I can ride anything.”
• Udder chaos!
• Has a real boner for riding.
• Suspension on this thing is crap, rattles me to the bones.
• How’s this for a custom Cowasaki! 
• There’s nothing sexy about skin and bone. You gotta have some junk in the trunk.
• Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
• Should have slowed down when I saw a sign saying “Caution: cattle next 5km!”
• Nana Mouskouri goes Nomad ...
• That’s not quite what I meant by a “Bare Bones Chopper”
• That’s not a burnout behind me ... it’s bullsh*t
• Udderly ridiculous
• She always said she loved riding a good ol’ boner.
• She’s pretty and has lots of bones! And looks a bit horny!
• Nothing to see here, just a couple of old cows.
• Oh they have so butchered that bike!
Congratulations to David Clarke. A one-year subscription to HEAVY DUTY is heading your way!Here’s what you thought about these wanna be bikers …


Predator bike
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